Baby flask by mikeasaurus

伤心、病狂——婴儿酒瓶

原文链接：http://www.instructables.com/id/baby-flask/?ALLSTEPS
原作：Mike Asaurus
译者：Kalimov

（译者按：在外国，有时候在公众场合是禁止喝酒的，避免带坏小朋友。想过酒瘾就得做伪装。放了在中国，不光大街上抽烟喝酒没人管，要想做得有个性点吸引眼球外，除了把婴儿酒瓶和自己的嘴唇漆成血红色外，一时半会还真想不到什么办法。）

It's so frustrating not being able to enjoy my adult beverage in public. Sporting events, movies, church, all frown on bringing in your own booze. Instead of brown-bagging your beverage at the next bash, why not hide it in plain sight, inside a baby flask!
在公众场合无法畅饮成人饮料着实恼火。在体育活动、电影院、教堂，带酒过来绝对不受待见。除了在下次尝试时用棕色带子遮着酒的方法，何不大隐于市，藏身于婴儿酒瓶中！？

Meet Brandi. Though she's not my daughter, she's a very special baby with a great disguise. This doll holds a refillable drink bladder that lets you sip from a straw hidden in the top of the head. Everyone loves babies, and you can dismiss any inquisitive investigators by simply saying "Shhh. she's sleeping". This should deter all but the most persistent people.
介绍大家认识布兰蒂。虽然她不是我的女儿，但确实是个很好的婴儿伪装。这个洋娃娃内有个可添加的饮料囊，用隐藏在头部的吸管就能吸出来。每个人都喜欢婴儿，你也可以用简单的借口“嘘，她正睡着呢”来逐开好奇者，除了倔脾气的人都能拒之门外。

This project is based off the Cool Baby by Simon Philion, when it failed to get funding I knew I still had to have one. Philion said in the Kickstarter comments that his prototypes were "thousands of dollars", I made this one for about $70. Though, not insulated like his, works just fine for most applications.
这个作品是基于Simon Philion的众筹项目冷藏婴儿而来的。他当项目筹款失败无从生产，而我仍却需要一个这样的。Philion在Kickstarter的留言中说，他的原型产品值好几千美元，（译者注：那是全套十个豪华版婴儿，单个基本版的则40美元。）我做的这个大约花费70美元。尽管不像他的隔热性能那么好，但在大部分场合都能正常使用。

Here's a short video showing the baby flask in action:
下面是使用婴儿酒瓶的短片：

Ready to bust open a baby for delicious science? Let's make!
准备好剖开个婴儿，做个美味的科学不？做了它吧！

Step 1: Supplies

一、原料

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To make this baby flask I used:
我用了这些来制作这个婴儿酒瓶：

20" baby doll
2 liter hydration bladder
baby carrier
- 20英寸婴儿洋娃娃
- 2公升水壶
- 婴儿背带

You'll also need a drill with a large diameter bit, and a sharp knife.
你同时需要一个带大口径钻咀的电钻，和一把锋利的刀子。

Step 2: Gut baby

二、开膛破肚

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Open back of doll and make a small incision in the back, then remove all the batting inside.
打开洋娃娃的背后，弄个小切口，去掉里面的所有棉絮。

Step 3: Measure + cut bladder hose

三、量度、切割水壶水管

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My bladder was 2 litres and would take up all the room inside the baby carcass. The hose was much too long, so needed to be cut down to more manageable size.
我的水壶是两公升的，会占据整个婴儿躯体内的空间。水管太长，需要剪成更容易操作的尺寸。

I measured how long the hose needed to be, then cut off the excess. The mouth bite was cut from the remaining hose and attached to the new shortened length by pressing it into the barbs, holding it securely in place.
我量了下到底需要多长的水管，然后剪掉多余部分。吸嘴是由剩下的管子中剪出来的，把它按进裁断长度管子的倒钩上，并固定。

Step 4: Drill baby

四、钻婴儿

Picture of Drill baby
To make an opening for the mouth bite we'll need to drill a hole in the doll head. The head is soft and hollow, so this is fairly easy. Drill into the soft baby head meat with a large diameter drill bit.
要给吸嘴做个开口，我们要在洋娃娃头部钻个洞。头部既柔软又中空，做这个蛮容易的。用大口径钻咀在柔软的婴儿头部开钻吧。

Step 5: Insert bladder

五、插入水壶

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Insert the empty bladder into the baby cavity and feed the drinking hose up through the neck and into the hollow head. The mouth bite can be pulled through the opening in the head.
将空水壶插入婴儿体内空腔内，吸管穿过脖子，进入中空脑袋。吸嘴可以通过头部开口拉出来。

Step 6: Fill baby flask

六、灌注婴儿酒瓶

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With the bladder installed you can fill your baby flask with your favourite beverage.
水壶安好后，你可以把你的爱酒灌进婴儿酒壶了。

Step 7: Seal baby

七、封装婴儿

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Seal up the velcro backing of the baby clothes and you're all set to bring your baby to the next sporting event.
封好背后婴儿衣服的魔术贴，你就准备好带到下个体育活动的婴儿了。（译者注：不同型号的婴儿洋娃娃，还可以考虑用拉链进行封装。）

Step 8: Put in carrier

八、放在背带上

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To really make this believable you'll need a way to carry your baby flask inconspicuously.
要把戏演足，你需要一种不太显眼携行婴儿酒壶的方法。

Place your baby in a baby carrier so you can take small sips under the guise of giving your baby kisses or cooing words.
将婴儿放在个背带里，你就能在伪装成亲吻婴儿或者哄孩子的外表下，来一口。

Step 9: Baby beverage

九、婴儿佳酿

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Remember to carry a baby bag full of refills for when you finish your baby flask.
记着带上慢慢一袋补充装，用于替换喝完的婴儿酒瓶。

Drink your baby responsibly.
请理智饮用婴儿佳酿。

*do not put baby in microwave
请勿将婴儿放入微波炉
Have you made your own baby flask? I want to see it!

（译者补充：先做个广告，北京车库咖啡里有种好酒，叫做“婴儿肥”，特殊酿造法。如果“婴儿肥”装入婴儿酒壶，会得到巨大的广告效应，名副其实。另外一个狂想，小的做了，那么老的呢？啃老酒壶，一个老人模型中，脖子暗藏吸管，用吸血方式来喝饮料……）