DANGEROUS WHEEL-LIGHTS . (now with videolink). by FriendOfHumanity

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（译者注：我们的目的，是用特别low的东西做出高大上的感觉，或者用高大上的题材做特别low和恶俗的东东。市场上都有的东西不稀奇，稀奇的是自己做出来的让人看了脑子像突然挨了一棒的感觉。）

原文出处：http://www.instructables.com/id/DANGEROUS-WHEEL-LIGHTS-for-a-moron-who-will-not-wi/?ALLSTEPS
原作：FriendOfHumanity
译者：Kalimov

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DO NOT DO THIS...MY LIFE IS OVER, IT'S OK, BUT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
作死者为之……吾生已矣不足惜，大好光阴君莫误……

Boy, I want those wheel lights but it's very doubtful that I'm not going to win them with this substandard entry...so I'll make my own and enter the process thus making some weird logic paradox.
小子们，我想做个车轮灯光效果，但很大疑问上我能否以这个不够格的改造赢得认同。不过我还是做出来，尝试让大家看到这奇怪逻辑的产物。

But anyhoo, here goes;
闲话休谈，来也！

It came to me in a flash:
How can I make some wheel-lights by tonight without doing much ?
在脑海中突然灵光一现：
一夜间，不做太大改动，能否做出车轮灯光效果？

READ ON.
接下来……

This isn't the best way, but it was the quickest method today.
这不是最优解，但目前这是最快的办法。

Step 1: PARTS NEEDED.

一、需要的零件

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Wire mesh.
铁丝网

Fuel.
燃料

Something Flammable yet resilient.(I thought I was buying firelighters but these blocks are like dense felt and they are for barbeques).They were 50 pence.
一些可燃且弹性材料。（我以为我买的是引燃材料，但买回来这些块块感觉比较密实，这些是烧烤用的。）成本50便士。（译者注：人民币6~8块之间，还算可以接受。）

A bike.
一辆自行车

Step 2: ASSEMBLE.

二、组装

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OK, I put half a block in each rectangle of mesh and wrapped it like a sweet.
我在每个铁丝网方块内放上半块引火物，将其包成一颗糖果状。

I wrapped these around the middle of the spokes.(two, opposite each other, so that it did not unbalance the wheel.)
接着将这些包在轮辐中间。（每个轮放两个在对边，这样就不会使轮子不平衡了。）

Step 3: PETROL.

三、汽油

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DO NOT DO THIS.
欢迎作死

I added a tiny weeny of petrol to each and lit them.
在每块上我加了一点汽油，然后点燃它们。

It worked fine, sounded great and stayed alight ,(and it not get flung off the wheel).
状况良好，咧咧有声，光芒万丈。（还不会从轮子上甩脱。）

I am just waiting for darkness now.
静待月黑时，坐骑风火轮。

DO NOT DO THIS.
再三提示：作死者为之。

Step 4: Waiting....

四、一睹为快

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OK, I'm still waiting for the dark.

I will publish the footage tonight.

（译者后记：这车上路之后会被交警截查吧？不妨在衣服上车身上做一些灯光效果，改造成火焰灵魂战车模样。（众：这样会吓到路人，更是马路上的公害！））